euroSlurve rankings

So what’s a trip without some Top 3 rankings? I’d do Top 10, or even Top 5 rankings, but we didn’t visit that many countries … and who would want to read it anyway? Maybe I’ll add some more later, but for now, here goes:

Best adult beverages:

  1. Sagres Bohemia (Lisbon)
  2. Carling Extra Cold (London)
  3. Carlsberg Special (Copenhagen)

Best transportation:

  1. Germany trains (ICE is their national network of trains)
  2. London buses (they’re everywhere — with little waiting time)
  3. Lisbon trolleys (hop on/hop off … SF style)

Best caffeine:

  1. Barcelona (every cup was perfect)
  2. Lisbon (dark and strong — like me)
  3. Copenhagen (ahh, homemade)

Best cuisine:

  1. Spain (tapas at midnight is a beautiful thing)
  2. Germany (meat, potatoes, goodness)
  3. Portugal (they put a fried egg on every dish — can’t go wrong)

Best desserts:

  1. Denmark (come now…)
  2. Portugal (tarts from Belem, pastries)
  3. France (apple tarte tartin, etc … just don’t eat it on the Metro)

Worst odor on a human being:

  1. Paris (Metro + hot day + Parisian = stank)
  2. Barcelona (it’s hot there, but no excuse)
  3. Lisbon (not toooo bad, but needed a third)

Worst odor not on a human being:

  1. Cheese in France
  2. Garbage day in Barcelona
  3. The bottom of my backpack

Jamie’s favorite cities:

  1. Paris
  2. Brugge
  3. Copenhagen

Tom’s favorite cities:

  1. Lisbon
  2. Brugge
  3. London

Worst attempt at blending in with the locals:

  1. Josh calling a waitress in Spain ‘Senor’
  2. Jamie speaking English with accent to hide fact that she’s American
  3. Tom blended in very well

Most English speakers:

  1. Denmark
  2. England
  3. Germany

Best names heard along the way:

  1. Flip
  2. Gert
  3. Bent

3 Responses

  1. Tank's mom Says:

    owwwww! i have to hold my belly when i laugh or else i’ll bust a stitch.

  2. Jimmy Says:

    i want to smell that backpack when you get back!!! and i think some of my jr highers might give your top three stank people a run for their money~~

  3. tank's mom Says:

    interesting that there are more english speakers in denmark than england…..